TOP TEN INDICATIONS THAT YOU REALLY DON'T HAVE A SENSE OF TASTE AT ALL

10) When asked who was your favorite author you said it was a toss up between Dr. Seuss and that guy who writes the astrology forecasts.

9) At the art musuem you decided to forego the Rodin exhibit and attend a nearby wax museum featuring foreign game show contestants.

8) You made room in your den for your new indoor wicker furniture by moving your bean bag chair into the shag-carpeted living room across from the tie-dye sofa. Ya' know, right next to the lava lamp.

7) In high school you were voted "Most Tasteless".

6) You once participated in a Coke-Pepsi Challenge and couldn't, for the life of you, figure out what the hell you were drinking.

5) It's virtually impossible to tell your junk drawer from any of your other drawers.

4) No one's saying your taste in fashion is questionable but a lot of people wonder if you're both color blind and really, really bad at putting ensembles together.

3) You were devastated when Sharknado wasn't nominated for the Oscar.

2) Your only familiarity with the word "culture" was that time the doctor sent your sample to the lab to check for a possible urinary tract infection.

And the number one indication that you really don't have a sense of taste at all:

1) A sophisticated dining experience for you starts and ends with Spam.