In Snark Contrast

So here's a scenario: A builder gets a contract to erect a high-rise in a major city.  Once it's completed, the owners quickly get tenants on board...

On more than one occasion throughout the years I've had to don a sales hat.  I never consciously started out on that path but, you know how it is, ...

I get that this is just month two of the new year but think ahead, into the future, well into autumn, a few days before the fourth Thursday of Nove...

So, I'm minding my own business one morning, nuking up a little two-minute oatmeal while grabbing some fruit from the fridge, lookin' to start my d...

Gotta say, I totally loved reading Superman comics as a kid; couldn't get enough of 'em. Just when times seemed bleakest the Man of Steel would swo...

Certain words just sort of ease their way into our language and stay there with nary a chance of becoming defunct. They're innocuous to the point o...

So, the other day I'm at the supermarket checkout line when I run into an old buddy I hadn't seen in years.  For the first few minutes it's all abo...

Ahh, here we are, straight out of a tryptophan-induced coma, five pounds heavier, savagely hungover, smack dab in the middle of Black Friday, that ...

Don't know about you, but when I'm upset the last thing I want or need is someone trying to cheer me up. Trying to take me out of my funk at a mome...

Being a skeleton means never getting fat-shamed. Sure, the bony jokes are there for the taking: "Dude, maybe dial down your Ozempic", "Wow, it was ...

Note: If you've somehow forgotten or are unfamiliar with the 1972 Bill Withers' hit, "Ain't No Sunshine", jump on YouTube and check it out so you'l...

Monday: From the get-go, the world was my oyster. Woke up with a "seize the day!" mentality that never waned. Got in a good workout, ate a hearty b...