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  • Just What Are My Options Here?

    First off, I just wanna say thanks for taking the time to show up 'cause let's face it, this isn't required reading. Yeah, nothing mandatory to see...
  • Beam Me Up, Bezos

    It took a while, but I finally reconciled myself to the fact that the whole notion of everyone getting around in flying cars ain't gonna happen.  G...
  • Overshare and Overshare Alike

    You're at a party, feelin' pretty sociable, in a room where the vast majority of revelers are strangers but what the hell, nothing ventured, nothin...
  • Smart Stuff

    "Get Smart", a sitcom that ran from 1965-1970, created by Mel Brooks and Buck Henry, parodied the secret agent genre that was highly popular at the...
  • Death By Misadventure, In A Nutshell

    So, here's a scenario: A guy decides he wants to become a peanut farmer, right out of the blue, with nary an agricultural sentiment expressed prior...
  • Please Don't Send In The Clowns

    Okay, so let's say you have a blind spot, ya know, something that virtually everyone else is familiar with but has somehow alluded you from your ch...
  • Fuhgeddaboudit!

    Funny, the things you remember.  Funny, too, the things you don't.  To this day, I swear I can recall the moment I first spotted my newborn brother...
  • Whose Idea Was This?

    It's true, ideas are fleeting.  And, they can't be rushed.  They're their own little entity, stopping by when they please, leaving without even a h...
  • Country Musical Chairs

    What's up with Tobago, anyway?  I mean, they've been getting a free ride since, like, 1889, scant years after Keith Richards made the scene.  Befor...
  • Pigs and Monkeys Flying?... Doubt It

    Saying there are a lot of doubters out there would be a monumental understatement. Kinda like claiming Bill Gates has done okay for himself or that...
  • Buying Into Nostalgia

    Everywhere I turn lately, I'm inundated with "Remember when?" scenarios harkening back to the good old days when anything and everything was so muc...
  • That's Right, I'm Takin' it With Me

    Forget about that nest egg, already.  Damned if those pennies haven't been pinched enough.  All the squirreling away, belt-tightening and corner-cu...