In Snark Contrast

  • Sorry... Don't Have the Bandwidth

    Funny how different eras can dictate jargon.  Take a hundred years ago, for instance, "The Roaring Twenties", a time known for jazz, prohibition an...
  • Whisper Power

    Never underestimate a whisper.  While it operates under the radar all quiet and proper like, make no mistake, it can really pack a wallop.  It's go...
  • Why I Scream for Ice Cream

    A friend of mine once claimed that if some totally off-the-chart, mentally deranged crime is committed it's more than likely a guy who did it.  A g...
  • The Brotha's Grim

    Google did it. Amazon did it. So didn't YouTube... a bunch of times, actually. Likewise, the Italian luxury fashion house, Gucci, has been a wlling...
  • The "Misspoken" Word

    So here's a scenario: A builder gets a contract to erect a high-rise in a major city.  Once it's completed, the owners quickly get tenants on board...
  • The Vamp Hire Interviews

    On more than one occasion throughout the years I've had to don a sales hat.  I never consciously started out on that path but, you know how it is, ...
  • The Unofficial Blog of Super Bowl LIX

    I get that this is just month two of the new year but think ahead, into the future, well into autumn, a few days before the fourth Thursday of Nove...
  • Hosie This!

    So, I'm minding my own business one morning, nuking up a little two-minute oatmeal while grabbing some fruit from the fridge, lookin' to start my d...
  • A Lesson From Bizarro World

    Gotta say, I totally loved reading Superman comics as a kid; couldn't get enough of 'em. Just when times seemed bleakest the Man of Steel would swo...
  • The Niceties of Life

    Certain words just sort of ease their way into our language and stay there with nary a chance of becoming defunct. They're innocuous to the point o...
  • Art Clearly Not Imitating Life

    So, the other day I'm at the supermarket checkout line when I run into an old buddy I hadn't seen in years.  For the first few minutes it's all abo...
  • Black Friday Blues

    Ahh, here we are, straight out of a tryptophan-induced coma, five pounds heavier, savagely hungover, smack dab in the middle of Black Friday, that ...