In Snark Contrast

Okay, so this particular blog contains 884 words and reads at an 11th–12th grade level.  The average time to get through it is approximately 3 minu...

I actually said “once in a blue moon” the other day.  It was one of those situations where I was “chewin’ the fat” with a friend I’ve known for a “...

Hey, have you ever wondered what's the proper way to eat crawfish or cut a pomegranate?  Or maybe you're in the dark when it comes to installing vi...

Check this out: Someone you know, say a close friend or family member, a lady who's always taken great pains to present herself in the best possibl...

Note: My most recent blog had me hooking up with AI Generator to write a piece in the style of... well... me, actually.  It worked out so favorably...

Back a few years ago, during the writers' strike, I penned a piece entitled "Artificial Intelligence Wrote This".  Its intent was to prove that AI ...

So, I'm sitting in a restaurant in Palermo... I know, I know, Mr. Pretentious here, trying to impress everyone with my European excursions, but I a...

Step right up, people, and witness the game of Middleman Musical Chairs!  It's simple, really, just like the Musical Chairs game you grew up with a...

My dad's Italian.  My mom's Irish.  So, yeah, the prospect of imbibing in an adult beverage at some point in my life was pretty much a "written in ...

Crazy, right, how we as a species call it quits each night to recharge our batteries.  How, for eight hours, more or less, we submissively assume t...

I started this blog four years ago, finishing up that inaugural attempt with a dig at those purveyers of triteness, those mind-numbing cliche filib...

Presently, it's damn near impossible to agree on anything, be it healthcare plans, political parties, religious affiliations or which wine to pair ...