TOP TEN TIP-OFFS YOU MAY BE SUFFERING FROM JET LAG

10) From the time you arrived home you've been comatose, draped over your luggage in the foyer, your door ajar, the neighbors, iPhones in hand, snapping pics to be used as future leverage.

9) You've completely forgotten your middle name.

8) Your last vivid memory was... yeah, you got nuthin'.

7) You think maybe you have a job but you're not totally sure.

6) You're starving but the kitchen is, like, in a whole other room.

5) You seem more distracted than normal. As in, you have no idea what time it is. As in, which century.

4) %$^^#^&! is the last thing you texted.

3) Never one to buy into the whole "Rip Van Winkle" story, you're starting to come around.

2) You want to watch television but forgot how to turn it on.

And the number one tip-off you may be suffering from jet lag:

1) Again... you've got nuthin'.