TOP TEN INDICATIONS THAT YOUR LIKEABILITY FACTOR IS SO LOW YOU MAY JUST NEED A SPIN DOCTOR:

10) Yesterday you were turned down by a dozen phone solicitors, all six military branch recruiters and a small contingent of Jehovah's Witnesses.

 9) When you reached out your arm offering an old lady assistance crossing the street she gave you the quick once-over and a sardonic, "Nah, that's okay."

 8) The folks at Tinder nicknamed you Swipe Left.

 7) You've been warned by your boss, in a blistering interoffice memo, that when this COVID crisis finally does subside you are not, under any circumstances, allowed to take your mask off.

 6) The last time someone replied to your text was a year and a half ago and then only to tell you to lose their number.

 5) The cashier at Bed Bath & Beyond couldn't stop laughing hysterically when ringing up your His and Hers bath towel selection, finally catching her breath, muttering "Yeah, pick one."

 4) Your Friend Count on Facebook is presently at negative three.

 3) Your attempted rescue at a neighborhood animal shelter ended in disaster when the facility's Dog Whisperer, after huddling with the pooches for a chat, gave you the quick once-over and a sardonic, "Nah, that's okay."

 2) When you volunteered for "Meals on Wheels" they sent you to an old minefield without a map.

And the top ten indication that your likeability factor is so low you may just need a spin doctor?

 1) None of the spin doctors will return your phone calls.