TOP TEN TIMES WHEN YOU COULD REALLY USE A LAUGH TRACK

10) When the neighbor you've been openly feuding with for the past seven years smugly touts his new electric hedge trimmer, opting to display its easy to use features, slips off his ladder and accidentally cuts the extension cord.

9) When you're at the car dealership and the unctuous salesman exclaims, "Seriously, this is lowest I can go!"

8) When you're in an elevator with a stranger, just to mess 'em up.

7) When the counterperson at the self-ordering coffee shop offers a smile, gesturing to his tip jar.

6) When you inevitably go into the other room, look around scratching your head and wonder out loud, "Why'd I come in here again?"

5) At the exact moment any politician approaches the podium and is about to speak.

4) When you take the stage on a Comedy Open Mic night and feel the need to impress your friends.

3) When your dinner at a restaurant really sucks and the waiter queries, "Is everything okay here?"

2) When you're in a crowded movie theater watching an unbelievably sad death scene. Ya' know, just for kicks.

And the number one time when you could really use a laugh track:

1) Certainly when you're out in public and someone farts. C'mon, goes without saying.