TOP TEN INDICATIONS THAT MAYBE WHAT YOU HAVE IS MORE THAN JUST A FOIBLE

10) That cute little bit you do at parties where you imbibe too much, blurt out overly suggestive sexual innuendos, slur your words and eventually pass out? Yeah, that's called a drinking problem.

9) Sorry, but you don't do 15-20 in San Quentin for foibles. You just don't.

8) Your tendency to tell bad jokes is a foible. Telling them to a group of pissed-off prize fighters while stranded in an elevator is called a death wish.

7) Would've qualified if you'd stopped at hubris but, no, you just had to jump into the malignant narcissism pool!

6) Like you, there are many instances of others unexpectedly dancing in a public place for seemingly no reason, which may qualify as a foible. Unlike you, they remain clothed.

5) There's nothing charming or endearing about running a chop shop.

4) If, instead of reacting with a smile, people are wide-eyed, gasping and running for the exits?... gotta say, probably more than a foible.

3) Vanity is a foible. Hiding inside the cabinet of your bathroom vanity and refusing to come out is just... another sentence with the word "vanity" in it?

2) I checked; impersonating a film director and tricking wannabe actors into improvising scenes involving circus clowns isn't on the Foible List.

And the number one indication that maybe what you have is more than just a foible:

1) Telling everyone you're a crop duster when you're not isn't a foible; it's just weird.