In Snark Contrast

  • Got A Lot On My Plate Today

    So much to do today so forgive me if I wrap this up quick and get out of Dodge early. First order of business?... Head over to the nearby donut sho...
  • Artificial Intelligence Wrote This

    Presently there is a Writers Guild of America (WGA) strike in progress. The two big issues on the table are a better share of residuals from stream...
  • Nothing Personal, It's Just Business

    So this guy, all panting and sweating, in the midst of his cool down, having just finished up a five mile jog on a sweltering early afternoon in mi...
  • My Doppelganger

    While I've got you let me ask you something: Have you ever been out in public, say the produce section of a grocery store, checking out the broccol...
  • No Mo' Mottos

    A couple weeks back I flew from the land of Eureka (I have found it) out to the state of Wisdom, Justice & Moderation, passing over Ditat Deus ...
  • Skeptical Much?

    I'm skeptical by nature. Cutesy little idioms like "It must have been fate", "Everything happens for a reason" and "It was meant to be" don't reall...
  • Yeah, Tell Me What I Like

    Here's something I don't miss: Going to Blockbuster and eying the movie titles in alphabetical order as you try not to trip over wayward toddlers w...
  • Movie Name Dropper

    Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, Rocky Balboa had A Beautiful Mind and All the Right Moves but, sadly for him, Love Actually was Lost In Translation....
  • The Rain, The Ark & Other Things

    Living in La-La-Land is a real plus when it comes to weather but recently we've been deluged with much-needed rain which got me to thinkin' about N...
  • Drop the "Soap" Already

    Burma chose Myanmar. Persia opted for Iran. Bombay went with Mumbai. Just three in a host of countries participating in the name change game. In sp...
  • Thank God It's Friday?

    Dealing with life's negatives has never been my forte. When it comes to tackling problems head-on I'm that person with said head in the sand. The "...
  • New Year's Resolution Solution

    Check it out: First thing I'm gonna do is shell out for one of those big-ass RVs with all the bells and whistles and go glamping at Big Sur. Then i...