In Snark Contrast

So this wasn't cool: The other day--Tuesday morning, to be exact--I got caught red-handed by a Starbucks barista, doing... well, I, ah... I guess y...

She Came In Through the Bathroom Window, Maggie Mae and Another Girl, pretending it was commonplace, trying to Act Naturally. "Help!", I thought to...

A notion is an ethereal thing. It doesn't make the scene, compliments of us sitting pensively, attempting to will it into existence. There is no fo...

For the record, I've got a monkey in the next room sitting in front of a typewriter. Got some 'splainin' to do, I know... It all started last eveni...

Gotta say, I was really into explorers when I was a kid. No,not Dora, that obnoxious kids' cartoon. And not Jacques Cousteau, the famous French oce...

"In a word she was 'magic' to be around. Made me feel like we were invincible, like the rest of the world didn't exist."... "These guys have been b...

"Time to get your grub on!"... "Ain't no better vittles than at a southern barbecue... "What say we go to that French place and check out the cuisi...

The vast majority of us have witnessed or participated in matchmaking dialogue. Typically the person attempting the setup espouses the attributes o...

Some people have it from the get-go. Born into it, really. The product of being in the right place at the right time, the offspring of parents who ...

So this could've happened: Almost nineteen years ago two good friends have plans to hook up in Chicago where one of them lives. Luckily, the person...

It's not that it happens every day in the shower although I shower virtually every day. But yeah, it happens pretty frequently, with some occasions...

Say you live smack-dab in the middle of the country. Somewhere in Kansas. Like Mitchell County. Cawker City to be exact. And one day you get a call...