In Snark Contrast

Say you get to a movie theater in plenty of time for the scheduled viewing, amazed to discover that the flick's half over, the enthralled audience ...

Can't say as I've ever really fought tooth and nail. I'm sure at one time or another I've used the idiom as braggadocio, just a little hyperbole to...

We all know people who take advantage of other people. The mooches, the sponges, the freeloaders, scrubs, deadbeats, parasites and hangers-on. Thei...

If you're not a bona fide pack rat or hoarder you likely partake in the ritual of sifting through your clothes closet and bureau drawers every few ...

Look at you, hitting the sack early, getting up well-rested and ready to seize the day, totally prepared to issue a pre-emptive strike at whomever ...

  Note: I'm actually on vacation (left California to visit family & friends in Massachusetts) so I decided to put up the first piece I ever had...

This October 4th will mark the 65th anniversary of a rather momentous occassion. No, it wasn't the time Buddy Holly, Ritchie Valens and The Big Bop...

Gotta say, the dog days of summer certainly lived up to their reputation this July and August, scalding most of the nation with ninety-plus degree ...

So what, you're thinking my Cliche Snark t-shirts are suddenly not your cup of tea? Wow, that attitude's quite a one-eighty since the last time we ...

So, yeah, birthdays'll get your attention. They like to pose as an innocuous little date on your calendar each year but you know better. You're hip...

Okay, regarding the title, before you start with the "No way it's me, I don't know you; ergo, how could you possibly be writing about me?!" line, g...

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