In Snark Contrast

  • Eats

    "Time to get your grub on!"... "Ain't no better vittles than at a southern barbecue... "What say we go to that French place and check out the cuisi...
  • Stop Making "Sense Of" It All

    The vast majority of us have witnessed or participated in matchmaking dialogue. Typically the person attempting the setup espouses the attributes o...
  • Pull-ese

    Some people have it from the get-go. Born into it, really. The product of being in the right place at the right time, the offspring of parents who ...
  • Timing Issues

    So this could've happened: Almost nineteen years ago two good friends have plans to hook up in Chicago where one of them lives. Luckily, the person...
  • Where'd You Get That Idea?

    It's not that it happens every day in the shower although I shower virtually every day. But yeah, it happens pretty frequently, with some occasions...
  • Hollywood's Walk of Shame

    Say you live smack-dab in the middle of the country. Somewhere in Kansas. Like Mitchell County. Cawker City to be exact. And one day you get a call...
  • Got A Lot On My Plate Today

    So much to do today so forgive me if I wrap this up quick and get out of Dodge early. First order of business?... Head over to the nearby donut sho...
  • Artificial Intelligence Wrote This

    Presently there is a Writers Guild of America (WGA) strike in progress. The two big issues on the table are a better share of residuals from stream...
  • Nothing Personal, It's Just Business

    So this guy, all panting and sweating, in the midst of his cool down, having just finished up a five mile jog on a sweltering early afternoon in mi...
  • My Doppelganger

    While I've got you let me ask you something: Have you ever been out in public, say the produce section of a grocery store, checking out the broccol...
  • No Mo' Mottos

    A couple weeks back I flew from the land of Eureka (I have found it) out to the state of Wisdom, Justice & Moderation, passing over Ditat Deus ...
  • Skeptical Much?

    I'm skeptical by nature. Cutesy little idioms like "It must have been fate", "Everything happens for a reason" and "It was meant to be" don't reall...