In Snark Contrast

So, yeah, birthdays'll get your attention. They like to pose as an innocuous little date on your calendar each year but you know better. You're hip...

Okay, regarding the title, before you start with the "No way it's me, I don't know you; ergo, how could you possibly be writing about me?!" line, g...

Have a headache? Take a couple Advil. Side effects may include hives, facial swelling, wheezing, rash or blisters, stomach bleeding, chest pain and...

FYI, if you want to be in the know then check this out: "We're So Jealous of George & Amal Clooney's Weekend Plans" and "Reese Witherspoon's Ma...

Whether purposeful or by happenstance, actions, once set in motion, while not always quantifiable, are assuredly affected by the laws of the univer...

We've all played the game "What Would You Bring With You On a Desert Island?". It could be three things or five or ten; or even one. Most of the ti...

So a priest, a minister and a rabbi go into a bar... I'm sorry, you already heard this? Okay, a guy on a desert island finds a genie in a lamp who ...

How versatile is the word "catch", right? Whether it's used as a noun for practical purposes, i.e., a door "catch" for your cabinets, a jewelry "ca...

I get it, culture is always evolving. Whether for better or worse makes for stimulating group chats, barroom discussions, a shoving match or two, t...

So, this probably happened: Back in the day, two Neanderthal dudes were doing a little cave painting (no doubt, renditions of a couple neighborhood...

"What’s in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would smell as sweet."... Ahh, classic Shakespearean dialogue from Romeo and Juliet,...

You're thinking you may have a bone spur; you go to the doctor who pronounces you tonsilitis-free. On the ride home you spot a sign spinner adverti...