TOP TEN TIP-OFFS THAT YOUR JOB MAY BE GOING AWAY

10)  Associates are constantly giving you tips on how to create a successful resume, always with the disclaimer, "Ya know, if that's something you're into."

  9)  Your entire shipping department has been converted into a multi-lane McDonald's drive thru.    

  8)  All morning, you've tried to call out sick, but nobody answers.

  7)  The reserved parking lot at your workplace has an added "Anyone But..." written directly above your name.

  6)  Spotting your work associates taking up a collection for someone, you offer some cash, only to be told not to bother, it'll all work out just the same.

  5)  The company stockroom is now the "Job Transition Office".

  4)  With AI and voice recognition software making huge strides and your woefully inept court stenographer abilities being the talk of the courthouse... C'mon, do we have to spell it out?

  3)  Last night's handcuffed perp walk on the Nightly News featured your company's entire upper management.

  2)  You arrived at your office to find workers installing sinks and urinals.

And the number one tip-off that your job might be going away:

  1)  The pink slip, silly.