TOP TEN TIP-OFFS THAT YOU HAVE TOO MUCH DOUBT

10)   Before diving into the mosh pit, you outfitted yourself with all manner of body padding and a state-of-the-art helmet.  That and a substantial life insurance policy.

  9)  When your boss asked you why you thought you deserved a raise, you complimented her on her new shoes.

  8)  You're pretty sure you're not gonna make it through this Top Ten List.

  7)  Last you checked your doubt jar was, like, overflowing.

  6)  Although he was born a couple of thousand years ago, you've always felt an oddly close kinship with Doubting Thomas.  

  5)  You swore off swearing because you didn't think you were any good at it.

  4)  Although you loved their music, you could never get yourself to attend a "No Doubt" concert.

  3)  You've never thought you could pull off an Armani suit.  That and a band-aid real quickly.

  2)  For a long time now you've doubted that the "b" in doubt was even necessary.

And the number one tip-off that you have too much doubt:

  1)  Hardy Har Har keeps calling you for advice.