TOP TEN TIMES YOU WISHED YOU HAD BETTER OPTIONS

10)  When you're in a pickle and the only one who can help you is Superman and you're pretty sure he lost his cell phone.

  9)  When it's either hell or high water and you can't swim.

  8)  When your only movie selection is "Sophie's Choice".  Or... if you're Sophie.

  7)  When you're between a rock and a hard place.  And, like, another hard place.

  6)  When you're on "Let's Make a Deal", get stuck with Door #2 and hear barnyard noises in the background.

  5)  Anytime someone gives you the "It's my way or the highway" line.

  4)  When your parachute doesn't open and you forgot all that crap about deploying the emergency chute.

  3)  When you put off doing a wash for so long that today's ensemble is being selected by the "least offensive odor" grading system.

  2)  When you have to call "heads" or "tails" and you've seen this same coin land on its edge countless times.

And the number one time you wished you had more options:

  1)  When your reading picks are "Sophie's Choice" or... this Top Ten List.