TOP TEN THINGS NO ONE SEEMS NOSTALGIC FOR TODAY

10)  Going to the carnival to catch a glimpse of the Tattooed Lady.  No chance when you can see a ton of 'em for free in Walmart any day of the week.

  9)  Phones the size of an armchair that took 10 minutes to dial and weren't even remotely smart.

  8)  Tiddlywinks.  What the hell were they thinkin'? 

  7)  That droning music with the exact same beat from one song to the next, over and over and over again until you wanna die.  Ya know... disco.

  6)  Going old school with a hammer instead of using a nail gun.

  5)  Watching the Super Bowl on that 19-inch black-and-white TV, contorting into a human pretzel with the rabbit ears throughout to maintain reception.

  4)  Those old, mind-bendingly stupid "Whassup?" Budweiser commercials.

  3)  Pulling over in your car to frantically search for the route to your destination in your ratty old Thomas Guide.

  2)  Pet rocks (see #8).

And the number one thing no one seems nostalgic for today:

  1)  The GMC Gremlin.  Not even a little bit.