TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'RE NOT DASHING

10)  You faint dead away at the sight of blood.  You prefer “rock, paper, scissors” to fisticuffs.  When it’s “fight or flight” time you always pick “flight”… Do we need to go on?

  9)  Yeah, that cape just isn’t doing it for you.

  8)  Less than halfway through the hundred-yard race and your opponents have already finished, toweled off and headed for the showers.

  7)  Your squeamish rating is off the charts.

  6)  Sorry, but dashing people don’t order the Virgin Raspberry Mango Margarita Slushie.  They just don’t.

  5)  You’re just not the right body type.         

  4)  That ever present “deer in the headlights” look on your face, coupled with the constant nervous laugh?... Yeah, really not projecting a dashing vibe.

  3)  When danger lurks, you can always be found in the fetal position.

  2)  Your inability to hold your own in witty banter with villains at the baccarat table kind of seals the deal.

And the number one sign you’re not dashing:

  1)  That inhaler, for sure.