TOP TEN SIGNS YOU SUFFER FROM FOMO

10)  You stand for hours waiting to get into the Apple Store for their newest iPhone, the whole time scrolling on your present iPhone.  The one you got just two months ago.

  9)  You keep cancelling social dates with your friends, holding out for invites from cooler friends… You don’t have cooler friends.

  8)  In high school you were named “Most Likely to Suffer Mental Paralysis”.

  7)  You’re watching a TV show about a character who’s down on his luck but can’t get past thinking how much better this actor’s life must be compared to yours.

  6)  You’ll only go to restaurants that are so exclusive they won’t take your reservation.

  5)  Unable to choose anything but “All of the above”, you flunked every multiple-choice test you’ve ever taken.

  4)  The last time you were really content with your life was when you were in the womb.  And then, only for a couple minutes.

  3)  You’ll go to a comedy club but won’t laugh for fear of missing a better joke.

  2)  Your favorite movie is whatever’s trending.

And the number one sign that you suffer from FOMO:

    1)  You stopped reading this back at #9, convinced there was a better Top Ten List elsewhere.