TOP TEN TIP-OFFS YOU’RE A PROCRASTINATOR

10)  Instead of taking out the trash, you opted to re-read the backs of all your cereal boxes, order food from DoorDash, slay the Ender Dragon in Minecraft, and grab a nap… until that damn DoorDash guy woke you up.

  9)  The phrase, “It’s better to ask for forgiveness than permission”, is completely foreign to you (give it a sec).

  8)  The amount of money you’ve spent on late fines from your local library could feed a family of four for 16 months, including desserts… and seconds.

  7)  Remember when you were gonna turn that spare bedroom into an office? Didn’t think so; it was, like, a decade ago!

  6)  You know how much you have on your plate today, and yet you’re still reading this?

  5)  You’ve yet to pick up that Nehru jacket at the cleaners.

  4)  You’ve been staring at this #4 entry for the past 45 minutes and haven’t written a thing (sorry, was that just me?).

  3)  You’ve got what they call a tell: you say you’re going to do something and then you just never do.

  2)  You finally started your diet, but only because you never got your lazy ass up to look for something to eat.

And the number one tip-off you’re a procrastinator:

1)      Right… as if you’ll ever get around to reading this.