TOP TEN SIGNS YOU MAY BE INCONSISTENT

10)  You've had a gym membership for the past three years but you're not sure where it's located.  The gym, not the membership.

  9)  Some of your air-tight alibis have been known to leak.

  8)  You can talk the talk and walk the walk, but you can't walk and talk.  Not at the same time, anyway.

  7)  You once followed up an "All You Can Eat" buffet with a Junior Mint.

  6)  Your favorite color is red on Tuesdays and Fridays.  The rest of the time it's mauve or puce.  Or even plaid.

  5)  Yeah, you'll play for keeps, but you won't keep playing.

  4)  You fancy yourself a great motivational speaker, but only when the topic is "The Benefits of Being a Couch Potato".

  3)  You're known for making snap judgments and then not implementing them for, like, ever.

  2)  You have a tendency to brag about how humble you are.

And the number one sign you may be inconsistent?

  1)  Sometimes you'll read these Top Tens.  Other times?... not so much.