TOP TEN PROBABLY NOT SO GOOD IDEAS

10)  You know the one that's miraculously gonna net you millions of dollars and all you have to do is run up all your plastic to the max for the next two years, three years tops?  

  9)  One that entails breaking glass and there's no "Break only in case of emergency" sign in sight.

  8)  If your name can be linked to the terms "aiding" or "abetting"?... yeah, probably not so good.

  7)  Opening a mash-up restaurant featuring Cheez Whiz and Jello molds.

  6)  If the concept continuously elicits the phrase "I can't believe no one's ever thought of this before!"  ('cause they have and.. yeah, it didn't work).

  5)  One where everyone agrees it should be your car that's used to pull it off.

  4)  Anything that involves scaffolding.

  3)  Trying somehow to get into the mob with a fallback plan of being a grocery store cart wrangler.

  2)  One where you've already unconsciously lined up two or three other people to take the fall should things go south.

And the number one probably not so good idea:

  1)  Thinking I could somehow pull this list off.