TOP TEN NEW ONOMATOPOEIA CONSIDERATIONS

10)  Clarp-clarp: What you hear when you continuously try to pull your seat belt out of the door retractor and it keeps stopping unexpectedly up around your ear.

  9)  Splatz: That unmistakable sound that results from an exceptionally large individual purposefully or mistakenly executing a belly flop.

  8)  Splink: The last thing a fly hears as it hits the windshield.

  7)  Farp: The sound when flatulence and a burp simultaneously make the scene.

  6)  Clang-flomp: What you hear when your horseshoe toss bounces off the stake and hits your opponent square in the shin.

  5)  Snapcracklepop: The sound of your Rice Krispies talking over one another.

  4)  Aaaahhhh: The noise made by a person, middle-age or older, when attempting to perform something as mundane as sitting down or getting up from a chair.

  3)  Blomp: The sound of a face smacking against glass, the result of a person entering too quickly through an automatic door opening too slowly.

  2)  Flomp-clang: What you hear when your opponent retaliates, tossing a horseshoe that bounces off your shin and rings the stake.

And the number one new onomatopoeia consideration:

  1)  Uberp: A belch emanating from a ride share driver.