TOP TEN NEW ICE CREAM FLAVOR IDEAS

10)  Vanilla-Palooza: A scoop or two of vanilla along with whatever's tops on the current flavor charts.  Hey, it's like you're holding a festival in your mouth!

  9)  Put The Lime in The Coconut Combo: A bold new flavor idea that also pays tribute to the great songwriter, Harry Nielson.

  8)  Peanut Butter Colada: A peanutty flavorite armed with enough alcohol to ward off any possible brain freezes.

  7)  Neapolitan Bonaparte: Chocolate, vanilla and strawberry coupled with a sweet little French entity... creme de menthe.

  6)  Peppermint Patty Melt: Only for those quick enough to down it before they end up wearing it.

  5)  Red Velvet Ropes: The classic cream cheese concoction teams up with red licorice.  Talkin' the perfect red wedding!

  4)  Coffee Toffee Entree: Not sure what it is, just liked the six-letter, double "e" ending thing.

  3)  Strawberry Fields For Now: A yummy, delicious, albeit practical flavor.  After all, no ice cream can really last "forever".

  2)  Macho-Pistachio: Yeah, it's really just pistachio but insecure guys hoping to impress their dates will spend an extra buck every time.

And the number one new ice cream idea:

  1)  Bacon Fudge: How has that not already been invented?!!