TOP TEN LESSER KNOWN "LIFE'S LITTLE PLEASURES"
10) Volunteering to do something for someone, getting a "thanks but no thanks" in return but totally securing the credit for the ask.
9) Finding unexpected cash in one of your jacket pockets just as your Wi-Fi connection finally returns.
8) Getting a multiple choice correct when you clearly had no clue.
7) Accidentally opening your door just as a Jehovah's Witness arrives and then watching him forget his lines.
6) After enduring nothing but carnage on the golf course, suddenly espying the 19th hole.
5) Having jury duty and being overlooked.
4) Suddenly realizing all those socks you've been losing in the wash were hiding out in that fitted sheet the whole time.
3) Being mistaken for a Home Depot employee by a rude shopper looking for a pipe wrench and directing them to the "Freestanding Baths" section.
2) Maniacally jumping out of bed in the morning thinking you're late for work only to realize it's the weekend.
And the number one lesser known "Life's Little Pleasure":
1) Guessing the right wire to cut when defusing that pesky bomb.