TOP TEN INDICATIONS YOU MAY BE AN OVERSHARER

10)  The other day, you openly discussed your flatulence problem... to a group of strangers... in an elevator.

  9)  Even people with Tourette syndrome are amazed at what comes out of your mouth.

  8)  No one, even once, inquired about the status of your cousin's psoriasis and yet you constantly bring it up.

  7)  While politics, sex and religion are considered taboo in polite conversation, you willingly combine all three along with a sidebar on your take on breastfeeding in public.

  6)  During therapy sessions, you pass out tissues to your shrink.

  5)  The other day, when someone asked you for dibs on your lunch, you gave them more than half of your sandwich and two of your three cookies.

  4)  It's not because you don't have an inner filter... Wait, yeah, it is!

  3)  When someone asks you how you're doing and you whip out your most recent medical exam results, complete with x-rays?... yeah, that's a sign.

  2)  The only time you've ever actually bit your tongue was that time you accidentally bit your tongue.

And the number one indication that you may be an oversharer:

  1)  The constant Top Ten Lists?... C"mon now.