TOP TEN INDICATIONS THAT YOUR DOPPELGANGER MAY BE LIVING A MORE EXCITING LIFE THAN YOU

10) Word on the street is they have a better wardrobe, drive around in much fancier wheels and really light it up at a party. You can't remember the last time you were invited to a party.

9) On more than one occassion they've hosted Saturday Night Live while you've been turned down repeatedly for the local talent show.

8) It's not uncommon for them to be accompanied by a police escort. You can't get arrested.

7) Rumor has it they're followed around by a huge entourage. On a good day you can maybe find one person to grab lunch with. But only if you're buying.

6) They're constantly being chased by paparazzi. The last time you played tag no one looked for you.

5) Remember the time when you spotted each other from a distance, both of you locking eyes and offering up a knowing look and a smile? And then you squeezed yourself into your used compact car (the one you still haven't paid off) and they hopped aboard their Gulfstream G700? Remember that?

4) When you jealously follow them they sometimes let you catch up just to show you what a good time looks like.

3) You know that older person in your extended family, the one everyone goes to when seeking deep wisdom and sage advice?... Yeah, they say it's not even close.

2) They have their own Wikipedia page. You have this one really old newspaper clipping mentioning your name as a possible witness to a purse snatching.

And the number one indication that your doppelganger may be living a more exciting life than you?

1) You spend your time reading Top Ten Lists... about them!