TOP TEN FALLOUTS FROM YOUR SOCIAL DEVICES CONSTANTLY MAKING YOUR DECISIONS
10) Last night a Netflix suggestion had you watching a poorly made documentary with subtitles about an eccentric, well-to-do Cambodian travel bag exporter, all because you'd recently viewed "Crazy Rich Asians".
9) Your lottery numbers, once based on birth dates and anniverseries of loved ones closest to you, have somehow morphed into Quick Picks.
8) You declined a recent jury duty summons because you no longer grasp the concept of "reasonable doubt".
7) Your dream of becoming a major league umpire just sorta faded away.
6) At the supermarket the inevitable "paper or plastic" query from the grocery bagger had you so stymied the cashier was forced to summon the manager.
5) More and more you find yourself... less and less.
4) After vacillating for years on the God issue you finally came to a breakthrough conclusion: You're positively, absolutely, one hundred percent... agnostic.
3) Your last words to the elevator operator were "No, YOU pick".
2) Your "My Soundtrack" listings are mostly Gregorian Chants based on your initial listening of... who knows at this point?
And the number one fallout from your social devices constantly making your decisions:
1) After watching "Sophie's Choice" you were, like... so jealous!!