TOP TEN CLUES THAT IT MIGHT BE FRIDAY THE 13TH

10)  You got caught doing the “walk of shame”… by a good-sized crowd… across from your church… just as the service was letting out.

  9)  What you thought was a singing telegram turned out to be you being served a subpoena.

  8)  Although nowhere near the store, you were mistaken for a 7-11 clerk.

  7)  In an attempt to avoid a discarded banana peel, you slipped and broke your collar bone.

  6)  Your boss called out sick… but then came in anyway.

  5)  Your dentist told you to open wide and then ordered his secretary to clear the rest of his schedule.

  4)  The IRS stopped by.

  3)  You woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning.  As in, underneath. 

  2)  Before he’d continue, your mechanic demanded to know how much you had in your 401K.

And the number one clue that it might be Friday the 13^th:

  1)  Tomorrow’s Saturday, the 14^th.