TOP TEN SIDE HUSTLES FOR CLOWNS

10)  "Scared Straight" Counselor: A no-holds-barred, white-knuckled approach to getting teenagers, who are considering "a life of clown", to rethink before it's too late.

  9)  Bartender's Assistant: Finally, they can put that seltzer to good use.

  8)  Professional Walmart Greeter: With all the candidates already in the store at any given time, it's a no-brainer.

  7)  Landscaper: How much fun would it be to watch a clown cut the neighbor's grass, right?

  6)  Clown Car Valet: Hey, someone's gotta park those things.

  5)  "Before Picture" Model: Whoever the "After Picture" turns out to be, these jokers are bound to make that person look good.

  4)  Mime: Not much of a change, I know, but at least it'd shut 'em up.

  3)  Major League Manager: Just watchin' the ump and a clown getting into it would be worth the price of admission.

  2)  Substitute Politician:  A house rep has the flu, a senator has a family matter to attend to... the V.P. has a dentist appointment?  Just plug in a clown, it's seamless!

And the number one side hustle for clowns:

  1)  Blogger:  C'mon, any buffoon could do it!